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22nd Feb 2017

The Dab has made its way into the House of Commons. No, seriously.

Embarrassing

Simon Lloyd

Here we are, yet again, writing another story about the fucking Dab.

Having made its way over to European shores at some point of last year, the dance craze simply refuses to die – despite the best efforts of people like Dirk Kuyt trying to murder the thing in cold blood.

With annoying kids up and down the land now spending more time dabbing than they do learning to read, we now appear to have unearthed some solid evidence to suggest that the dab (no, we’re not giving it a capital letter anymore) has infiltrates the House of Commons.

It comes by way of a video of Jeremy Corbyn recorded during Prime Minister’s questions on Wednesday morning. We should point out at this stage that the dabbing culprit is (somewhat disappointingly) not the Labour leader.

As Mr Corbyn passionately finishes making his point about investment in the National Health Service, keep your eye on Tom Watson – Labour’s deputy leader.

What many believe to have been Mr Watson’s attempt at a dab appears to take place just after the change in camera angle.

https://twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/834378297752567809

Missed it? Try this looped video of the clip instead. It should make things slightly easier to see.

Please. Make it stop.

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