If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!
Sequels. Are they necessary? Well, to quote the immortal words of Patches O’Houlihan “Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste.”
When it comes to sequels, most film fans will always have a bit of nostalgia in their heart’s because everyone must love seeing a reunion featuring their favourite characters, but truth be told, Zoolander 2 didn’t quite find the magic that made the original such a blast.
Well, the guys at Globo Gym and Average Joe’s are back and we think the world’s most beloved commentator summed things up perfectly when he said: “It’s a bold strategy Cotton, let’s see if it pays off for ’em.
Truth be told, we absolutely love 2004’s Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story because it’s daft and absolutely brimming with amazing characters and perfect one-liners.
Who wouldn’t love to have Steve the Pirate or Patches ‘you’re about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop!’Â O’Houlihan on their side?
We’re delighted to say that the original Dodegball players have reunited for a charity campaign that gives you the chance to play dodgeball with Ben Stiller himself. Proceeds will benefit the Stiller Foundation, which supports education initiatives for children around the world.
Just remember a few things. 1) Dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion, and degradation. 2) You need to master the ‘five D’s’ of the sport – Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge.
After seeing this, we’re firmly in support of a Dodegball sequel.
If you follow this advice, and not even Chuck Norris could get in your way.
Clip via –Â Omaze
