Was Ryan Giggs the first to fall asleep at a house party on Thursday night?
It’s the first international break of the season and that tends to mean that there’s not a great deal going on.
Thursday’s deadline day and Gareth Southgate’s England selection dominated the conversation in the ITV studios ahead of Friday evening’s World Cup Qualifier in Malta.
Trio @IanWright0 @PaulInce and Ryan Giggs discuss the @England goalkeeping situation – Watch LIVE on @ITV pic.twitter.com/QQqjwwtZap
— ITV Football (@itvfootball) September 1, 2017
But viewers were far less concerned about the panel’s opinion on the quality of goalkeeper Joe Hart and far more interested in the appearance of Manchester United legend Ryan Giggs.
Giggs joined Ian Wright and former teammate Paul Ince in studio to preview the game and fans couldn’t help but notice one particular facial feature of the Welshman.
https://twitter.com/Football_Fours/status/903684356920762368
That’s right. Giggs’ eyebrows seemed to have gone on the missing list.
Whys ryan giggs got no eyebrows?
— Brin (@BrinLadd) September 1, 2017
Somebody has nicked Ryan Giggs's eyebrows! #itv #England
— 👑🇬🇧 (@WiganGolfer) September 1, 2017
https://twitter.com/Louperb/status/903685299150127104
What's happened to Ryan Giggs' eyebrows? #England
— Neil Macdonald (@xxnapoleonsolo) September 1, 2017
https://twitter.com/PalaceSmurf/status/903686796235743233
https://twitter.com/Aaron_Dillon23/status/903687035508097024
Ryan Giggs looks like he's been on a stag do and somebody has shaved his eyebrows off
— Kiel 🦊 (@Kielos85) September 1, 2017
It appears Ryan Giggs has gained a tan and lost his eyebrows #MaltaEng
— Pete Chilton (@petechilton) September 1, 2017
Someone should have told Ryan Giggs when to stop while he was shaving that stubble off. Doing his eyebrows too was a step too far
— Rob Pearsall (@Robpearsall1) September 1, 2017
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https://twitter.com/bennettbuzz/status/903687627311906816
Has the former Red Devils always had such eyebrow issues? We hear you ask.
And because there’s absolutely nothing else to do, we’ve taken the liberty of looking back at the eyebrows of Giggsy’s past to investigate that very question.
Here he is in 1991 – definite eyebrows.
In 1996, he did a photoshoot for the sole purpose of proving that he did, in fact, own eyebrows.
Fun fact… Giggs spent the whole of the 1999/00 season shielding his eyebrows from the public.
2004 was a bit of a toss-up. It looked like he had eyebrows but, truly, it was impossible to say for definite.
At the races in 2009, we’re calling it. He had eyebrows.
But the next year, they seemed to go missing again.
2012 – eyebrows. What the hell is going on?
It makes absolutely no sense but Giggs’ eyebrow situation seems to depend on the day. Sometimes he’s got them, sometimes he doesn’t.
And given everything he’s accomplished in his career, who are we to criticise him for possessing a pair of changeable eyebrows.