To get nutmegged by Luis Suarez is excusable. To do so twice is poor but not unforgivable. But then to get nutmegged by Jozy Altidore? That’s where we draw the line.
It’s not been a great few months for David Luiz’s legs, and this effortless manoeuvre from USA striker Altidore might be enough of an excuse to get the Brazilian’s feet permanently bolted together.
Getting out-laughing-stocked by one of the Premier League’s great flops is never a good look.
You can only hope Jozy Altidore whispered 'megs' to David Luiz after this http://t.co/XJqiwQ3fYm
— Coral (@Coral) September 9, 2015
As per the laws of the playground, the only way Luiz can rid himself of the embarrassment is by himself nutmegging a smaller and weaker opponent.
Don’t blame us – we don’t make the rules.
