What do you get if you cross a randomly-selected Eurovision entry from the last five years with incidental music from the Pokemon movie sequels, all sung by a Disney princess?
That’s right, it’s the new official Reading FC club song.
More polished than ‘Southampton in Europa’, more self-confident than that weird Amy Winehouse cover from Spurs fans, it’s professionally put together if nothing else.
But before you start taking the p*ss, bear in mind that it was written by co-chairwoman Khunying Sasima Svrikorn.
Ok, you can mock it now.
