Rugby fans often criticise American football players for wearing pads and helmets, calling them things like “soft” and “delicate arseholes” – turns out there may be some truth in the latter.
The New York Jets face AFC East rivals the Miami Dolphins at Wembley on Sunday. The Jets have been planning their trip for almost a year now and have organised every little thing – including the team’s toilet paper supply.
The Jets are carting 350 rolls of loo roll over with them because the British stuff is apparently too thin for their great American sh*tes.
NFL teams are allowed carry 53 men on their roster, meaning they are bringing almost 7 rolls of toilet paper per player for a weekend trip to the UK.
Let’s hope they don’t put up a stinker against the Dolphins on Sunday.
I can't believe that just happened. This is some classic Jets shit.
— Colin Moriarty (@longislandviper) September 27, 2015
