God save our gracious Quiz! Long live our noble Quiz! God save the Quiz!
There may be a Royal Wedding on this weekend, but there’s only one marriage we care about: the joining of questions with answers in holy matrimony. JOE would like to invite you to bear witness, to be a part of this special quiz, and to share in our happiness on this day. Unless you suck, in which case go and prop up the bar until the tab runs out.
Round One is The Royals, cos of the wedding and all that. Consider it our gift to Harry and Meghan. Lizards love a quiz, they do. Round Two is Sport, not because of the FA Cup Final this weekend. In fact, I’ve only just remembered that was on, so there are no FA Cup questions this time. Bit of an oversight, if I’m honest.
Round Three is Famous Canadians. No reason in particular. I just liked the phrase ‘Famous Canadian’. Sounds like a cheap brand of rum. Sounds delicious. Round Four, the Picture Round, is Video Game Covers, which doesn’t sound like a cheap brand of anything. It’s a bit too Ronseal for humorous interpretation. And finally, it’s our old smellhound General Knowledge.
Have a great weekend. Be good. Look both ways when you cross the road. Put your shopping trolley back. And make this the week you destroy the Pub Quiz.
