Yasss! Kween!! And other things I can’t get away with saying!
Fair play the Queen. She goes round acting all dignified and regal, but deep down inside she’s a messy bitch who lives for drama – just like all the rest of us. Under those fancy hats and occasional crowns, she’s petty af and we’re here for it! (Again, I’m too old to talk like this.)
Even the most staunchly republican amongst us were deeply offended on Lizzy’s behalf when Donald Trump planted his ample arse in front of her as they inspected the Coldstream Guards at Windsor Castle. But little did we know she’d responded in kind with majestic sassiness.
HOW IS HE STRUGGLING TO WALK THE BIG FUCKING WEIRDO pic.twitter.com/dUpemhRpk4
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) July 13, 2018
In an act of shithousery that would make the likes of Sergio Ramos blush, the Queen decided to adorn her outfit with a subtle FU message to Trump when he came to visit last week, purposely picking out a vintage brooch she was given in 2011 – by Barack Obama.
That’s right. She welcomed Trump to the UK wearing a gift from the man he hates most in the whole world – his predecessor. Her Majesty 1 His Tangerineness 0.
Queen Elizabeth wore brooch from Obamas on the day Trump arrived in the UK https://t.co/Qbh29SxcY9 pic.twitter.com/gSKKKnShrn
— The Hill (@thehill) July 18, 2018
