You may never have heard of them before and will probably never hear of them again but Didcot Town gave a masterclass in live-tweeting on Tuesday night.
It could have been a painstaking evening of reporting opponents’ goalscorer after opponents’ goalscorer as MK Dons ran out 14-0 victors.
But the Evo-Stik League Southern Division’s Didcot Town, and particularly their social media manager, kept their chins up and broke out some of the best self-deprecating tweeting you’re ever likely to see.
We've had a shot on target! Still 0-5.
— Didcot Town Football Club (@DidcotTownFC) October 13, 2015
Nothing to report here just Didcot 0-7 MK Dons at Half Time
— Didcot Town Football Club (@DidcotTownFC) October 13, 2015
Couple of chances for Diddy in the second half, the comeback well and truly on!
— Didcot Town Football Club (@DidcotTownFC) October 13, 2015
61min – Comeback off, another stunner. 0-9
— Didcot Town Football Club (@DidcotTownFC) October 13, 2015
MK Dons have a 12th disallowed for offside, get in!
— Didcot Town Football Club (@DidcotTownFC) October 13, 2015
Just a reminder if tonight's game ends in a draw, extra time and penalties will follow.
— Didcot Town Football Club (@DidcotTownFC) October 13, 2015
It's Over! 14 goals were scored.
— Didcot Town Football Club (@DidcotTownFC) October 13, 2015
Tonight's game worked out 62p a goal, who says Non League Football isn't value for money.
— Didcot Town Football Club (@DidcotTownFC) October 13, 2015
We officially have a new second team.
