Winless? Check. Horrible defensive record? Check. Huge managerial turnover? That’s another check.
New Mills AFC have endured an horrific season, and it’s only 19 games old.
The Evo-Stik First Division North club are already on their third manager of the season, having lost each of their league and cup games so far.
And the Millers’ 16 league reverses have seen them ship 60 goals while finding the net just seven times.
We've only gone and scored a goal. Nonetheless we're still 1-4 down.
— New Mills Football Club (@NewMillsFC) October 24, 2015
Their first manager of the season, Keith Briggs, took over in June but was gone before the start of the season after being offered a job in the football league.
Andy Fearn took over in July, assisted by former Manchester City striker Shaun Goater, but the pair were gone before the end of September.
Sorry to hear about the result today @newmillsafc All the best for the future.
— Shaun Goater MBE (@OfficialSGoater) September 12, 2015
The Derbyshire outfit have lost seven from seven on the road, including a 6-1 humbling at Brighouse Town, so it’s no surprise that – at the time of writing – the following tweet had received no replies.
We're away to Scarborough Athletic this weekend. Coach leaves at 9am, reply with your email if you want to reserve a place on there.
— New Mills Football Club (@NewMillsFC) November 2, 2015