As we know, this is NOT a drill, a day after rumours surfaced about The Stone Roses returning, they’ve resurrected and announced three headline gigs for 2016.
Tickets for the concerts go on sale on Friday, November 6 at 9:30am, and there’s no denying it’s going to take skill, luck and a bank account in the black to get them.
But kick a panda, punch an OAP? Here’s what desperate fans are threatening to do…
Trade in family members
https://twitter.com/scottbchapman/status/661153897680117761
Pets…
https://twitter.com/warne97/status/661214891446050816
Kick a panda…
What would you do for stone roses tickets if they announce a tour?? pic.twitter.com/kj8bf0hbew
— jad (@jademokhtariann) November 2, 2015
It won’t be this hard, surely
Getting Stone Roses tickets is going to be harder than getting a beef burger at one of Morrisey's gigs.
— Jake Marley (@JMarleyWrites) November 2, 2015
Already defeated
Getting Stone Roses tickets is gonna be impossible
— Ben Courtney (@BenCourtney_) November 2, 2015
This isn’t the spirit now, is it?
https://twitter.com/Maxcodona1/status/661176434933833728
Nor this…
https://twitter.com/DuncanFisher4/status/661163488488878081
It’s first come, first served, no presale, good luck
Tickets on sale 9.30am Friday 6th November. No presale nonsense either. First come first serve #StoneRoses 🍋 pic.twitter.com/XtlMjMr3ni
— Gordon Smart (@gordonsmart) November 2, 2015
The following sites will all be selling tickets on Friday: