Poor Wayne Rooney. He even gets the p*ss ripped out of him when he’s not playing.
Daniel Sturridge scored a fine brace against Southampton in the Capital One Cup quarter-final on Wednesday night, in what was his first start under Jurgen Klopp…
2-1 STUDGE! WHAT A PASS! pic.twitter.com/t7UpgatAQh
— Liverpool Gifs (@LiverpoolGifs) December 2, 2015
Despite his woeful injury record and lack of first-team action, he looked far sharper and more lethal than Wayne Rooney has for most of his largely uninterrupted season.
Whilst salivating over their star striker’s blistering return, Liverpool fans couldn’t help but notice that Sturridge has now scored more domestic goals than Rooney this season – in spite of all his injuries.
They – and a few United fans – pointed out this stark fact in the cruelest way possible…
https://twitter.com/MerseysideFisch/status/672151892433223680
Daniel Sturridge now has more domestic goals than Rooney this season, even though he lives at a hospital.
— Robin Bylund (@robin_bylund) December 2, 2015
https://twitter.com/jxckhy/status/672154499386089473
https://twitter.com/Sir_Spearson/status/672156883180916736
Watching sturridge and you remember rooney is your striker pic.twitter.com/VVHCJXCIaf
— Kip! (@kipkoech_R) December 2, 2015
Wayne Rooney at the sight of Kane and Sturridge in form pic.twitter.com/z56tNUFeMw
— Ben Nicholson (@benrfc19) December 2, 2015
Sturridge > Rooney, Kane & Vardy.
Shame he's made of light bulbs.
— Barry Hornbuckle III (@HornbuckleBarry) December 2, 2015
I'd take a one legged Sturridge over a two legged Rooney any day
— Harry (@Harry_Merrick) December 2, 2015
Are you watching Roy Hodgson?
Jamie Vardy, Harry Kane, Daniel Sturridge……. oh, and Wayne Rooney
i hope the they play well in the EUROS
— Akinbosola ogunsanya (@MrAkinbosola) December 2, 2015
