Drink
Which jobs might drive you to drink? Take a look at this new US survey.
Grimsby
Striker Nathan Arnold scored a stunning brace for Grimsby that wouldn’t have looked out of place in the Champions League semi-finals.
Idiots
Rugby World Cup organisers are planning to release an ‘idiot’s guide’ to the autumn tournament. Phew.
Hardy
Tom Hardy and Tom Hardy look cool as f**k in new Kray twins film.
Ukip
Ukip are worried that the UK is ‘too crowded’ for wolves and lynx. The canine spongers.