We all love a beer.
But now we’re being told that we can’t even enjoy that anymore.
Party-pooping scientists have found that drinking just three pints a day can cause liver cancer.
A study by the World Cancer Research Fund found that people who drank just six units (equivalent to three pints) were more likely to develop tumours.
Bloody cancer has ruined cigarettes and alcohol. Now we are just waiting for the news that sex and rock ‘n’ roll give you the Big C.
Better make mine a half.