Given that barely a week passes by without Pogba doing something daft to his hair, it was never in doubt that he’d be treating us to something new for Euro 2016…
#Juventus and #FRA midfielder #Pogba has updated his hair for #EURO2016. Thoughts? #Pogboom pic.twitter.com/ykvIIQv3K8
— Total Italian Football (@SerieATotal) June 10, 2016
But as viewers of the Croatia vs. Turkey match will have noticed, the French midfielder isn’t the only man at the finals with a fancy new patriotic haircut.
Inter Milan striker Ivan Perišić, not as well known for his flamboyantly-coiffed hairdos as Pogba, unveiled this…
While some will point out that this is a reference to his shirt number, we like to imagine that he’s asked his barber for a number four. Along with the four, Perišić also has this shaved into the other side of his head…
Is that a penis shaved into Perišić hair? #CRO
— Taylor Brasser (@tbrasser7) June 12, 2016
Err, no Taylor, no it’s not. And in truth, we’ve not seen too many penises shaped like that either. It is in fact an outline of Croatia.
https://twitter.com/ZCrimes/status/741981464825331712
Wow. It seems there are quite a few Croatian-shaped penises out there after all.
Perisic looks like someone's shaved a cock into his hair
— Speedy Boarding for Babs (@GreggAFC) June 12, 2016
You get the idea.
Cocks aside, the decision to shave a number four into his head also prompted plenty of discussion.
Just a reminder that Ivan Perišić is 27 years old. He has his squad number stencilled into his hair.
— Kevin Gunner (@KevGunner) June 12, 2016
https://twitter.com/VivaElzayto/status/741990872527589376
What possessed Perisic to have his shirt number shaved into his hair. Not a good look #TURCRO #EURO2016 #hideous
— Pete Chilton (@petechilton) June 12, 2016
While we salute Perišić’s efforts, we’re not sure that he’s quite ready to challenge Mr. Pogba in the swag stakes just yet.
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