Donald Trump has been elected president of the United States, the BBC are giving a platform to fascists and Nigel Farage is still part of the political conversation in the UK.
What next? Evil super-bees capable of outgrowing and killing all of mankind? Well, now that you mention it…
Now we’re not saying Brentford’s new badge was commissioned by a giant insect holding its stinger over the throat of an intrepid designer, but it would be irresponsible to rule it out.
Here’s the Championship club’s current badge:
And now, the new version.
I like the new Brentford badge. 🐝👍🏻 pic.twitter.com/0Uyz4cFY2h
— Jamie G (@DJJamie_G) November 10, 2016
Look at the fucking size of that bee! We know it’s the club’s nickname, but Jesus Christ!
Naysayers might argue it’s a to-scale insect on a tiny badge, but we’ve been fooled before and we won’t be fooled again.
Compare it to the lion on Chelsea’s badge.
Or the horse on Ipswich’s badge.
Now, we have to assume all football club badges are to the same scale, as we’ve been given no good reason not to.
With that in mind, how do you feel about bees the size of lions, or bees the size of horses? Terrified? Well yeah, you ought to be.
If you’ve watched Black Mirror you’ll know that [SPOILER ALERT] bees will eventually rise up against humankind and result in countless deaths.
Surely now it’s time to cut these murderous beasts off at the source before things get serious.
Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
