Patrice Evra isn’t like other footballers.
We’ve seen him don a panda costume in an effort to combat racism, dress as a very scary Chucky doll for Halloween and embrace his new-found meme status during Euro 2016. And all of that’s just this year.
And for his latest trick, he’s decided to do this.
Oh this is just Patrice Evra singing in a robe
Wait.. that's Paul Pogba
Not sure why this is happening but it's hilarious pic.twitter.com/5J2NoPg7Yz
— 🔰 Totally Man Utdâ„¢ 🔰 (@TotallyMUFC) November 12, 2016
We’ve got a few questions, some of which can be answered more easily than others.
Why is he wearing a robe?
Maybe he’s just come out of the shower, or he just likes to feel comfortable around his hotel room.
Why is he singing?
Patrice is a musical kind of guy. It probably keeps him at ease in a stressful international week away from his Juventus teammates.
Why is he singing that song?
It’s a good song. One of our favourites, in fact. He’s clearly got good taste.
Is he serenading his own France shirt?
Maybe he just loves himself that much.
Hang on, did he sniff it while singing to it?
Cleanliness is next to godliness. Don’t forget that.
Why is Paul Pogba there?
They’re probably international roommates. Either that, or they’re filming a pilot for their new sitcom.
Wait, why is Pogba singing too?
If you heard Patrice’s beautiful voice, wouldn’t you join in too? The more pertinent question is why aren’t *you* singing along?
Do we wish they were our friends?
Obviously. Don’t you, too?
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