February was another strong month on Twitter.
Users surpassed themselves yet again with their ability to use humour to gain our respect, adoration, likes, retweets and ‘OMG dead’ captions.
Topics covered this month include Beyoncé’s pregnancy, how to deal with cat poop, the official length of 22 peanuts and the Academy Awards.
Here’s 25 very funny tweets you might’ve scrolled past in February.
1.
Sad that there are more black people in Beyoncé right now, than in Trumps entire cabinet team.
— Gráinne Maguire (@GrainneMaguire) February 1, 2017
2.
Fucking hell Kim calm down pic.twitter.com/0QqCAIyQrH
— Nathan (@WAFCNathan) February 7, 2017
3.
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you pic.twitter.com/qCoF30eEWK
— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) February 7, 2017
4.
https://twitter.com/sigsgomento/status/829288272614535168
5.
https://twitter.com/Home_Halfway/status/829471575388872705
6.
Ooh baby do you know what that's worth? pic.twitter.com/kpnT9IeNGw
— Steve Hogarty (@misterbrilliant) February 10, 2017
7.
hold tight dis guy for keeping me updated wid current affairs back in the day pic.twitter.com/B2LTjFFEHF
— lengurz. (@LENGURZ) February 11, 2017
8.
*Sees cat pooping in garden*
*Loads water pistol*
*Squirts myself in the face to hide tears*
It mustn't know I'm afraid
— marf (@MarfSalvador) February 12, 2017
9.
nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice pic.twitter.com/aXDQcueVN7
— Cat Graffam (@catgraffam) February 12, 2017
10.
Been staring at this for 5 min wondering how Ariel doing it pic.twitter.com/Sl2jt3zbla
— bj (@TooDopeWithHope) February 13, 2017
11.
This is the ideal chinchilla body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. pic.twitter.com/iv53MoaIZm
— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) February 13, 2017
12.
Roses are red /
Your eyes are like heaven / pic.twitter.com/ddSmtZNuuu— Nate Cook (@nnnnnnnn) February 14, 2017
13.
Even bathroom handwashes are telling me to visit a psychiatrist. pic.twitter.com/8YfUazpUUj
— Marty Lawrence (@TeaAndCopy) February 15, 2017
14.
https://twitter.com/ToyinLies2Girls/status/831983552602525703
15.
https://twitter.com/jamieeast/status/831990546675679235
16.
https://twitter.com/lionpudding/status/832046737896247296
17.
https://twitter.com/Home_Halfway/status/832413380531060738
18.
Statistically you're less likely to be attacked in a toilet by a trans person than by a member of Girls Aloud.
— Bethany Black (@BeffernieBlack) February 24, 2017
19.
REMEMBER
22 peanuts = 394 mm pic.twitter.com/hCvVlBytv3
— bob mortimer (@RealBobMortimer) February 24, 2017
20.
turn down for whom?
— Pete Holmes (@peteholmes) February 25, 2017
21.
https://twitter.com/weskrantz/status/835444330307309569
22.
Today I heard a fella in a cubicle saying 'Please' as he flushed for the second time
— Shane Clifford (@brilliantshane) February 26, 2017
23.
This whole thing was not Moonlight's fault. The Jackson 5 were very clear about that.
— Ben Davis (@bendavis_86) February 27, 2017
24.
https://twitter.com/cpinescrocs/status/835999415416602624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
25.
Nicole, kid, man pic.twitter.com/msgHaaBSJH
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) February 27, 2017
Check out January’s funniest tweets here.
