For anyone that’s dirty-minded and loves Deadpool.
To paraphrase the famous words of The Merc with a Mouth “you’re probably thinking, ‘Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own card game’? I can’t tell you his name, but it rhymes with Polverine.” Well, we’re not sure how this Deadpool-themed Cards Against Humanity game has come into existence but we’re delighted that it is.
Of course, since being introduced, Cards Against Humanity has been a blessing for the dirtiest of dirty minds and a crossover with Deadpool seems like a match made in heaven. Yes, that’s right. It’s time to make the chimi-fuckin’-changas!
Ok, so what does Deadpool vs the World involve?
The game has 100 custom illustrations and the game starts when a “WTF?” card is flipped over. Players then have to select a wet-erase “Caption” card from their hand and write their funniest/dirtiest answer.
We’re told that “Winning requires players to tread outside of their comfort zone and fill in the blanks of cards that elicit inappropriate responses, ensuring outcomes of surprise, shock, and outbursts of laughter.”
Win, win.
If you’re capable of coming up with better some one-liners than “you look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado,” or “you look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah,” then this game is definitely for you.
As for Deadpool 2, here’s the plot to the movie, according to Mister Reynolds himself: After surviving a near-fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberry’s hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor – finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World’s Best Lover.”
We can’t wait.
May 16th people. May 16th.
