Great snakes
You might be surprised to hear modern masculinity is in crisis. Alternatively you might think it an accurate cliche, par for the course.
But what if I told you there was a perfect physical manifestation of that concept? Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Mr Smoothie.
Mr Smoothie, or Josh from Surrey as he also likes to be known, it appears that he is so lacking in direction that he believes he’s a blender.
Using his swollen muscles Mr Smoothie juices fruit to impress the Take Me Out girls, including crushing a watermelon between his thighs.
Back in the good old days, men of Mr Smoothie’s physique would crush the skulls of their enemies in such a fashion. Alas, no more.
Aside from the nauseating, full-body cringes induced by Mr Smoothie, viewers were all quick to notice something about his appearance. Namely, his striking resemblance to Tintin.
He like Tin Tin on steroids #TakeMeOut
— Dayner (@WhiskyQueen89) February 10, 2018
https://twitter.com/LulitaBirdie/status/962404007804309505
https://twitter.com/joe_whitehead/status/962403590236196866
Hello girls my names Josh and I’m from Surrey aka Tin Tin #TakeMeOut pic.twitter.com/7oVOpahW1M
— Lyndsey (@GiggleLyndsey) February 10, 2018
https://twitter.com/king_cadey/status/962402950411898882
https://twitter.com/nickjb87/status/962404180555124736
I’m looking forward to Captain Haddock’s appearance next week.
