We loved it!
Aside from blatant rip offs of Rag’n’Bone Man and David Guetta feat Sia, the Eurovision provided us with its usual mixture of tunes, pageantry and absolute insanity.
While only one country can be the winner, there’s a strong case to be made the we – the public – are the true winners from this night.
After all, since when has the Eurovision ever been about music?
Here’s some of the more memorable and batshit crazy moments.
Planet Earth III
Everyone else can see the Gorilla, right? Right? *looks at Baileys, throws away Baileys * pic.twitter.com/eejZ2SOtRO
— BBC Eurovision (@bbceurovision) May 13, 2017
It really says something about Eurovision when you can think "oh yeh, I forgot there was a dancing gorilla on stage earlier" #eurovision
— David Kehoe (@D_Kehoe) May 13, 2017
A truly shit kiss that you wouldn’t even see in your local nigthclub.
I can't unsee this #Romania #Eurovision #ESC2017 pic.twitter.com/sTFpKhSOMI
— Mathieu von Rohr (@mathieuvonrohr) May 13, 2017
https://twitter.com/HOESHIKO/status/863494665189941248
When you smash your performance after a long shift at the Night’s Watch.
me retweeting myself pic.twitter.com/CQT3vSPc9H
— will (@peachishwill) May 13, 2017
You: You can't be your own best friend, that's physically impossible
Me: pic.twitter.com/O54EAWkEdx
— Zing Tsjeng (@misszing) May 13, 2017
Getting to see most of ‘Down Under’.
Let's not go jumping to conclusions about his nationality, there's no way we could know #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/rILrCuiOu6
— JOE (@JOE_co_uk) May 13, 2017
12 points and a bare arse. I love Australia #Eurovision2017 #eurovision
— robert jennings (@timelordbob1) May 13, 2017
No time to explain, get on the ladder.
"PUT THE HORSE ON THE LADDER"
"why?"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP LARRY"#Eurovision pic.twitter.com/rfuFqOKp1O— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) May 13, 2017
Remember horse ladder man and camp schizo-opera dude?Those were the days. #Eurovision
— Louis Theroux (@louistheroux) May 13, 2017
Azerbaijan. Somewhere a hipster coffee shop is missing it's inspirational chalkboard. #weneedplates #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/ytMDeJCZlo
— BBC Eurovision (@bbceurovision) May 13, 2017
We’re already looking forward to next year’s competition.
