JOE’s doing a quiz, JOE’s doing a quiz, everybody quiet ’cause JOE’s doing a quiz
This is not a quiz for the Peep Show casual. This is not a quiz for people who call it ‘The Peep Show’. This is a quiz for people who casually drop “chance would be a fine thing” into conversation without realising what they’re quoting and then enjoy the awkward silence that follows.
That said, everyone is welcome. If there isn’t room here for people who stand against everything I believe in, then what sort of hippy free for all is this? Good will to all men and that.
Anyway, quiz time, 20 questions. Full marks please.
Chance would be a fine thing. A fine thing indeed.
What is the name of the goth who Mark hits it off with at a house party in series one?
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Finish the quote from Daryl: "People like fast cars, they like women with big boobies and...
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What is the name of the history professor in series 2, episode 4, 'University Challenge'?
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Mark comes home to find Nancy's homeless friend Nim eating what food from Mark's freezer?
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What is the name of Mark's sister?
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What type of Jam is Sophie's mother cooking in this scene?
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What is The Orgazoid's real name?
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Where does Lucy and Aurora's dad want to set up a call centre, and potentially employ Mark to run it?
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Jeremy uses Johnson's credit card to buy a violin, a Ted Baker suit and what?
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What does Mark pretend to believe in to please Jeremy and Super Hans' band manager, Cally?
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At the end of season five, Jeremy and Hans join a cult. What does Jeremy change his name to?
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In which European city are JLB's headquarters based?
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Complete the quote from Zahra's boyfriend, Ben (the shit): "It's not a love story...
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What book does Jeremy get Mark in his Christmas stocking?
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Complete the Super Hans quote from the New Year's Eve episode: "I just want to be in a controlled environment: have a Coke, a tuna sandwich; just mong out to some..."
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Which household item of Dobby's does Mark break in an attempt to get her to move in to his flat quicker?
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What does Jeremy plant in Jerry's coat pocket to try to force him out of Mark's flat?
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Super Hans' real name is revealed at his wedding, what is it?
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What sport do Mark, Jeremy, April and Angus play together in series 9?
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What is the final line of Peep Show?
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