Everyone knows a Honey G.
She’s that person in the office who got praised for something just to shut them up, and decided to make that one thing their personality.
She’s that relative who heard you mention going to a football match once and buys you football themed socks, cakes and cards for every birthday and Christmas.
She’s a joke that stopped being funny before it started being funny, and then stopped being funny again when it was already not funny.
So you’ll be glad to know that she has signed up to Simon Cowell’s record label with a view to releasing an album.
Ms G (yeah, let’s go with ‘Ms G’) made the announcement in a video which she shared on social media, confirming that – despite all evidence to the contrary – 2016 can get worse.
HONEY G OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT THAT IM SIGNED BY SYCO, SIMON COWELLS RECORD LABEL pic.twitter.com/2oFWRADPoM
— HONEY G – RAP ARTIST (@The_Honey_G) December 11, 2016
Not that her Twitter name is ‘Honey G – Rap Artist’ – in case anyone was in danger of confusing her with a different Honey G.
Her new single will come out on December 23, making it the perfect Christmas present for that family member who you have a blood feud with.
And as for the album, we’re looking forward to its original, innovative and not at all offensively bad track listing when it finally drops.
Catch up with this week’s episode of Football Friday Live
