Who are we to judge when it comes to people’s reactions to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s divorce?
If that’s the kind of thing that you care about then fill your boots, there are probably hundreds of thousands of articles out there speculating as to what happened, why it happened, and… whatever.
But you know humanity’s collective interest in this whole goddamn thing has gone too far when Madame Tussauds is mourning the divorce to its 48k followers.
Yep, that’s right, the waxwork models of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at Madame Tussauds have been separated.
Following the news that has shocked celebrity watchers worldwide, we can confirm we have separated Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's figures. pic.twitter.com/2juLFaZJED
— Madame Tussauds London (@MadameTussauds) September 21, 2016
Weirdly, Robert Pattinson has been placed between them, potentially acting as a waxwork divorce lawyer or some form of mediator.
“Robert, tell Brad that I always thought his bearded, long hair phase was stupid.”
“I CAN HEAR YOU, ANGE!”
Even ITV are reporting on it as a straight-up news story.
https://twitter.com/itventsnews/status/778538181180461056
Anyway, here’s a roundup of all the best reaction to the Brangelina breakup.
Yeah, we’ve changed our minds. We’re judging people.
