We love Rihanna.
There’s no getting around it – she’s pretty amazing. Whether it’s her music, her love of football, her zero fucks attitude, her sensational live shows, or her sense of humour, she seems to tick most of the boxes for the ideal woman. But it turns out that nobody’s perfect.
That’s right – even the Barbadian songstress has a serious chink in her armour. She may boast eight Grammy Awards, eight American Music Awards, twelve Billboard Music Awards, two BRIT Awards, and a legion of fans, but she can’t do something most of us take for granted.
Thanks to eagle-eyed NotAgainBen, it has surfaced that one of the most talented pop stars of the last decade or so, cannot wink. The simple act of closing one eye and keeping the other one open in unison is utterly beyond her – and it’s not for the want of trying.
Ben has collated a piss funny collection of examples of Rihanna attempting to wink and failing miserably. She seems to think that blinking with both eyes is sufficient in hiding her weakness but she’s not fooling anyone.
So rest assured. Rihanna may have beauty, fame, fortune and a life of luxury…but at least you can wink.
🚨 Rihanna can't wink: A mini thread 🚨
— benjamin dean (@NotAgainBen) August 26, 2016
No that's two eyes Robyn pic.twitter.com/nIDRMLK4J6
— benjamin dean (@NotAgainBen) August 26, 2016
It started with such hope but nope, that's a blink pic.twitter.com/GzwwcjyaPz
— benjamin dean (@NotAgainBen) August 26, 2016
This looks like a wink but on closer inspection… nope, blink pic.twitter.com/pOwy2hxl48
— benjamin dean (@NotAgainBen) August 26, 2016
You see Rihanna's method is to close both eyes and then open one before the other which… well that's not winking pic.twitter.com/M0MIyWjoLm
— benjamin dean (@NotAgainBen) August 26, 2016
She goes in with her left eye BUT THAT GODDAMN RIGHT ONE can't let it go and live. pic.twitter.com/E3XIdcMxTH
— benjamin dean (@NotAgainBen) August 26, 2016
RIHANNA STOP FUCKING BLINKING pic.twitter.com/sVGHcoOluX
— benjamin dean (@NotAgainBen) August 26, 2016
It's like she just gave up here pic.twitter.com/Vbmcx3HyqM
— benjamin dean (@NotAgainBen) August 26, 2016
This is better but see that other eye noT LETTING THE OTHER ONE BE FREE pic.twitter.com/5rhk5TjdjZ
— benjamin dean (@NotAgainBen) August 26, 2016
Y'all think she winking but she's goddamn blinking fgs rih pic.twitter.com/dxWevnJOHa
— benjamin dean (@NotAgainBen) August 26, 2016
