Will you be attending?
After embracing his inner Jules Winnfield and deciding to ‘walk the earth’, Ed Sheeran has returned from his self-imposed exile with a plethora of new tunes, interviews and anecdotes from his time out of the spotlight.
If you’ve had enough of Ed and are in need of some catharsis, take a look at how we think he’ll be killed in Game of Thrones. Good times.
With his new album ÷ selling 7,230,107,201,053 copies worldwide (we’re too lazy to look up the actual figures), it’s quite common to see Sheeran’s name trending on Twitter, but Radio 1 DJ Greg James has decided to have some fun and put a rather raunchy spin on things.
https://twitter.com/gregjames/status/841949767940870144
You might already be familiar with this hashtag blunder because it originates from 2012 and a failed attempt to get Susan Boyle’s name trending. To be fair, #Susanalbumparty did go viral but it was for all the wrong reasons.
Sheeran himself is even aware of this.
https://twitter.com/edsheeran/status/837689175881179136
This being said, plenty of people still got a good laugh when they looked at their trending tabs on Twitter.
https://twitter.com/justjen_x/status/841989650738757634
WTF is a Sheer Anal Bum Party?! #sheeranalbumparty
— JJ Barnes 🦋 (@JudieannRose) March 15, 2017
Breaking news: Celebs across the world confused whether to bring lube or glow stick following invite from Ed. #sheeranalbumparty
— Lee Westney (@westney1979) March 15, 2017
Wakes up@at 5.30am. 😵Checks Twitter. Sheer anal bump party? WTF? 😳😳 *squints at screen several times* Ohhhh… #sheeranalbumparty
— Christiesgal 🇪🇺 (@Christiesgal) March 15, 2017
https://twitter.com/countrymousie/status/841961116238508032
#sheeranalbumparty yes, but not on a first date.
— Martillo Rompe Cristales (Flag Hippo) (@bachelorcolumbo) March 15, 2017
It appears that Sheeran’s decision to be the butt of the joke and make an ass out of himself is for a good cause. If so, we’re 100% on board.
See, having an #AnalBumParty is always a good idea.
ICYMI: #Sheeranalbumparty is a joke that was started by Radio 1 as part of their Lolathon Comic Relief thing. It was done on purpose etc.
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) March 15, 2017