Wow. Just…wow.
We’re big fans of Come Dine With Me here at JOE Towers. We particularly enjoy the thinly-veiled bitchiness and false smiles that each guests portrays.
But Monday’s episode was like nothing we’ve ever seen before. There was nothing veiled about it.
Peter was hosting the final dinner party of the week, and at the end of the night he was livid with Jane – the eventual winner – for what he felt was clear sabotage of his evening.
It resulted in the most angry, rude and furious rant in the programme’s history:
“You ruined my night completely just so you could have the money. I hope now you will spend it on getting some lessons in grace and decorum because you have all the grace of reversing dump trunk without any tyres on…So Jane, take your money and GET OFF MY PROPERTY!”
https://twitter.com/gemmaminty_/status/684086608929370113
As you can imagine, Twitter couldn’t quite believe it…
https://twitter.com/MeganBerry170/status/684131318251294720
Come Dine with Me has left me gobsmacked. #getoffmyproperty
— francesca townsend (@CheskaTownsend) January 4, 2016
https://twitter.com/aishakosser/status/684128832757051392
Come dine with me was great tonight 😂👌🏽
— Elizabethmay† (@libbymayrobert2) January 4, 2016
https://twitter.com/Regista_Michael/status/684091666085625856
Tonight's come dine with me was savage 😂
— Jack G 🏴 (@Jack_GY96) January 4, 2016