By now we hope you’ve come to terms with the fact that you’re never going to be able to play football like Cristiano Ronaldo, but pick up a pair of his new Nike Flyknits and you can at least tell yourself you train like him.
The Train Ultrafast Flyknit, to give it its proper name, is the fastest and lightest model ever developed by the sportswear company, designed with materials that allow for lightning speed, support and versatility.
It’s no surprise, then, that Ronaldo gets his own customised edition of the performance shoe. And it’s a beauty.
Ronaldo’s colour option combines Wolf Grey and Cool Grey, which are stylishly accented by touches of jade on the swoosh and sole. There are also touches of black that really make the trainer pop.
It wouldn’t be Ronaldo-approved gear without his famous CR7 logo, which can be found on the tongue and insole.
A pair of these bad boys is going to set you back $200 (£151) and you can order from Nike’s online store now.
We’d like to tell you that wearing them around the house for a few days will have you pulling off flawless bicycle kicks at 5-a-side in no time, but it doesn’t look like Nike are giving that guarantee. Do we still want a pair? You bet.