Not to be a Debbie Downer here, but what’s the catch?
How much do you love Doritos? A little bit? A lot? A hell of a lot? WOULD YOU DIE FOR DORITOS?
Although dying for these delicious crisps isn’t a written requirement, it gives a good indication as to where your loyalty lies. If you answered ‘yes’ to all of the above, keep reading.
Doritos are looking for their UlTiMaTe SuPeRfAn and are willing to pay you 18,000 big ones in exchange for eating a big bloody heap of crisps.
Check out the job description:
Basically, we’ve tried really hard to find a catch and there honestly doesn’t seem to be any. You get to taste the newest Doritos before anyone else, receive a year’s supply of crisps (precisely 365 packets) and get paid £18,000 for what appears to be very little work. Sure, a few meetings here and there, but approximately ZERO spreadsheets.
All you’ve got to do is fill in an application form.
There’s a couple of tricky questions included, but don’t worry, we’re here to help.
“If you could invent a new flavour of Doritos what would it be?”
If you want to really grab their attention, spend a bit of time on this one, do some research, get a quick PhD in food science to really wow them. Then come up with a crisp flavour that’s never been done before. Maybe suggest something like Berocca or That Rogue Overcooked Chip You Always Find Among Your Twisty Fries. You need to really wow them, so think hard.
“Sell it to us, including its name and how you’d launch it”
Get your marketing cap on for this question. Tell them you’re going to launch it into space, go nuts. Or say that you’d launch it with the help of renowned Dorito fiend Toto from The Wizard Of Oz. Heck, rebrand them as DoriTotos if you’re an absolute madman.
“Finally, what’s the boldest thing you would do for Doritos?”
Just tell them that you are willing and able to die for Doritos. That’s the only acceptable answer here. Trust us.
You can apply here. Best of luck, champ!
