Know anyone that’s perfect for this?
The job market can be absolutely fowl at times but sometimes, it’s best to just wing it. If you’re feeling cooped up in your current job, or you just fancy being egged on for a new one, we have just the thing for you.
It’s time to hatch a new career plan because the retailer B&M are recruiting a professional chicken nugget taster for their branch in Merseyside.
As stated in their job advertisement, next month, the company are launching a new brand of fresh and frozen food range in a selection of our stores nationwide.
Prior to this launch, they need someone to test their chicken nuggets but they’ve got some strict criteria for any potential applicants.
They’re looking for the type of person that ticks all these boxes:
- Gets the 20 share box of nuggets from McDonald’s and keeping them all for yourself
- Being the first in the office kitchen whenever someone says there’s cake
- That time you tripped and fell at a buffet and saved the plate before yourself
- Going to an event or party because there is free food
- You value the importance of a fish finger sandwich in life
- You can conduct a power point presentation on the reasoning behind curly fries being nicer than chips
If you think that you’ve got what it takes, you can put all your eggs in this basket by applying here. Imagine it, being paid to eat chicken nuggets. Wouldn’t that be clucking brilliant?
