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19th Mar 2015

JOE’s 5-Word News: Kebab, God, Willies, Aliens, Wow

All the news you need to know, in five words...

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Kebab

An Islamic State commander in Iraq is getting stick for looking like a delicious post-pub snack.

God

The solar eclipse is a sign from God that ‘Judgement’ is coming. Apparently.

Willies

Do you hate anyone enough to send them a bag of munchable dongs?

Aliens

‘Take off, nuke the site from orbit…’ Corporal Hicks is back, baby!

Wow

When a crap slogan and a careless t-shirt designer collide.

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