Well they say bad things come in threes…
An unfortunate bride has shared the story of her wedding day, during which she fainted, threw up and was then pooed on by her baby nephew.
Hollee Lynnea-Kolenda Darnell, 22, who is from the US city of Minneapolis, Minnesota, got married to her new husband, Jackson, at a ceremony in Florida.
But when she was hit by a bout of sickness during their vows, things went downhill, and she fainted into her husband’s arms before vomiting over the side of the gazebo they were in.
In the clip shared on TikTok, which has since gone viral, her caption read: “I kept trying to tell my husband I didn’t feel good and he thought I was joking.”
The footage ended there, but the bride said there was still more bad wedding luck to come.
In the caption she wrote: “My baby nephew pooped on my dress right after while I was puking.”
@hollinator1424I kept trying to tell my husband I didn’t feel good and he thought I was joking? my baby nephew then pooped on my dress right after while I was pukin♬ Oh No – Kreepa
Hollee later explained the reason for the sudden sickness, revealing in a follow-up video that she hadn’t eaten or drunk enough water during her big day and was “really dehydrated” as a result.
She added: “It was also Florida, and it was so hot and humid that day.
“We were drenched, it was so hot.
“I’m also prone to passing out, my doctor says I have low blood pressure and low iron. I guess I was just doomed from the start
“I wasn’t throwing up too much just because there wasn’t anything in my stomach so it wasn’t like the nasty, nasty throw up.
“My sister had a fan on my baby nephew, she came over to put that fan on me and as she’s holding my nephew, he starts pooping. And the poop goes down her arm onto my dress.”
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But she managed to get herself cleaned up and was still able to get some lovely wedding photos in New York, where the couple were having their honeymoon.
And, as she said herself, at least she now has a “story to tell” at her nephew’s wedding in the future.
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