Rock band Smash Mouth have slagged off DJ Khaled for admitting that he doesn’t perform oral sex on his wife.
Bet you never thought you’d read that sentence under literally any circumstances but here we are.
Smash Mouth, yes Smash Mouth, the guys who sing ‘All-Star,’ the song from Shrek, have torn into hip-hop producer DJ Khaled after he admitted that he doesn’t perform oral sex on his wife, but does expect her to do it for him… because he’s “the king,” apparently.
Smash Mouth weren’t alone either. Half of the internet is making jokes about Khaled, who is 42 years old, after a clip of him making the admission — saying “there are different rules for men” — on Power 105.1 FM’s Breakfast Club resurfaced yesterday.
DJ Khaled says he doesn't perform oral sex, but expects it from his wife because he's the king: "Different rules for men" https://t.co/tj1udanmpA pic.twitter.com/HWI0fdTqd6
— The Root (@TheRoot) May 4, 2018
A King who doesn't is no King at all. https://t.co/Jg1GAlfIjI
— Smash Mouth (@smashmouth) May 4, 2018
Oh my fucking god it’s the fucking dictionary coming for DJ Khaled. pic.twitter.com/dY0fkZoOHW
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer) May 4, 2018
Sending thoughts and prayers to DJ Khaled's wife's vagina.
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) May 4, 2018
But what if I didn’t want to spend all day imagining DJ Khaled giving head.
— Emily Nussbaum (@emilynussbaum) May 5, 2018
DJ Khaled: AH! I don’t know what I’m doing here! *blasts rap airhorn at wife’s vagina*
— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) May 4, 2018
DJ Khaled is misogynistic. He said he only “praises” his wife by asking her if she likes the house she lives in, asking her if she likes the clothes she wears, and asking her what she cooked for dinner. No wonder why his wife is always cursing his ass out. That is not “praise.”
— 𝙱𝚎𝚌𝚌𝚊 ⚡️ (@MJFINESSELOVER) May 5, 2018
In the original interview, Khaled says “I believe a woman should praise the man, you know, the king. The woman should praise. And the man should praise the queen, but my way of praising is called “How was dinner? Do you like house you livin’ in? You like all them clothes you getting? I’m taking care of your family.”
To which host Angela Yee said “All of that to say you don’t go down?”
You can watch the moment here.
ok so I'm convinced he has the mind of a teenage boy pic.twitter.com/epzhPjceny
— Raccoon from Toronto (@TorontosRaccoon) May 4, 2018