Downey
Robert Downey Jr gets the Krishnan Guru-Murthy treatment on Channel 4…and he doesn’t like it one bit.
Farage
This man says he is actually, really, properly, physically allergic to Ukip leader Nigel Farage.
Hippy
The dreaded ‘hipp crack shame’ scandal drags another player down. Oh Jack Grealish…
Golazo
Not a bad effort from this Brazilian chap on Wednesday evening…
Beer
Beer tea bags are here, lads. And they’re going to sex up your lager, real good.Â