Jurassic
The new Jurassic World teaser has been released and it looks brilliant/terrible (delete as appropriate).
Pee
Public piddlers in Hamburg could be in for a nasty surprise if they urinate on this wall.
Jackson
Russell Crowe has revealed that he used to receive nuisance calls from Michael Jackson.
Parents
Parents could be reported to police and social services for letting their kids play Grand Theft Auto.
Scum
Let’s just say that Hristo Stoichkov isn’t Louis van Gaal’s biggest fan.