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30th Mar 2015

JOE’s 5-Word News: Jurassic, Pee, Jackson, Parents, Scum

Because five words is (almost) all you need...

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Jurassic

The new Jurassic World teaser has been released and it looks brilliant/terrible (delete as appropriate).

Pee

Public piddlers in Hamburg could be in for a nasty surprise if they urinate on this wall.

Jackson

Russell Crowe has revealed that he used to receive nuisance calls from Michael Jackson.

Parents

Parents could be reported to police and social services for letting their kids play Grand Theft Auto.

Scum

Let’s just say that Hristo Stoichkov isn’t Louis van Gaal’s biggest fan.