Pornography
China bans pornography, erotic animations and tales of wife-swapping from a social media app.
McMarriage
It was a Happy Meal ever after story for one couple who got hitched in their local McDonald’s.
Mario
Supercar owners have recreated Mario Kart in their big flashy vehicles – and it’s awesome.
Sex
If this really is a couple having sex on a moving motorbike in India then they deserve a medal.
Lashes
Islamic state banned people from watching Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo in El Clasico on Sunday.