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18th Apr 2016

People have created a shrine to a packet of crushed biscuits in Leamington Spa

RIP biscuits

Jordan Gold

When Warwick PhD student Hugh Osborn discovered a packet of the nation’s favourite biscuits lying ~dead~ in the middle of the street, he knew something had to be done.

Hugh wanted to honour the loss of the precious snack, but he was late for a meeting, so he took a photo instead to express his outrage and uploaded it to Twitter.

Shortly afterwards, when returning to the ‘scene of the crumb’, he found that a mysterious shrine has been erected to commemorate the passing of the digestives.

Hugh told the Indy100:

“The biscuits appeared on our street in North Leamington on Tuesday night. I first saw them at around 10pm and felt the twinge of sympathy natural for such a terrible scene.”

https://twitter.com/HughO2/status/720575428461731841

Next came the official memorial photograph…

https://twitter.com/HughO2/status/720664741325246464

Hours later and #LeamingtonDigestives was trending of Twitter…

https://twitter.com/HughO2/status/721095680241102848

Soon the horrid scene attracted bystanders who wanted to pay their respects.

https://twitter.com/Charl____/status/721439308524208130

It didn’t take long for the biscuit murderer to reveal herself…

https://twitter.com/rachwisx/status/721753204661297153

But, obviously, some people were a little confused by the funeral.

https://twitter.com/ZoeeHyde/status/721753593649459200

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