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30th Mar 2016

This genius UKIP trolling is further evidence that Scotland is the p*sstake capital of the world

Nooruddean Choudry

There’s no placeĀ on earth quite like Scotland.

The Scots are famously friendly, but you certainly would not mess with them. They can somehow manage to be incredibly warm and yet slightly threateningĀ all at the same time. Basically, don’t be a dickhead and you’ll be alright.

Cutting people down to size is something of a national sport. Rarely, if ever, is there a real fear or undue respect for anyone in aĀ position of power or authorityĀ – even if they’re seemingly pretty dangerous…

This penchant for p*sstakery was perfectly apparent on Wednesday night, when David Coburn MEP, the leader of UKIP Scotland, went onĀ Periscope on behalf of his right-wingĀ political party.

Coburn was miffed at not being invited to theĀ Scottish Leadersā€™ Debate onĀ STV, and so set up a live broadcast on the video streaming app, by way of an alternative channel of communication to hisĀ electorate.

That’s all well and good, but there were a few technical difficulties to start with.Ā Microphone issues meant that not everyone tuning in could hear what Coburn had to say.

After a new few false starts, everything seemed to be in order. Except, in the meantime, mischievous viewers had decided to hatch a quite brilliant plan to rip the almighty p*ss.

One of the great virtues of Periscope is that it allows those watching to post live comments that the broadcaster can view on their screen. It makes the whole thing brilliantly interactive.

What the evil geniuses (genii?) logged on to the chat decided to do was simply and brilliantly pretend they still couldn’t hear a word that the UKIP politician was saying – despite the fact he was loud and very clear.

It doesn’t sound like much, but it was truly sensational. To have so many remote individuals working in unisonĀ for the common goalĀ of mocking an authority figure was priceless.

Here’s six minutes of what transpired. Everyone is in on the joke apart from poor Coburn, who totally falls for the plethora of messages telling him that he can’t be heard.

Scotland, we applaud you…