Boris X Stormzy presents Boris Bop

Spitting xenophobic rhymes

Boris Johnson is now the prime minister after defeating one Jeremy Hunt in the Conservative party leadership contest.

We’re not sure what to expect from Boris’ premiership, bar xenophobic soundbites and gross financial miscalculations for grand plans.

Thankfully, we’ve also got Boris Bop – courtesy of BoJo and Stormzy.

Spitting xenophobic rhymes, this is #BORISBOP pic.twitter.com/MhIB2RdV0p

— PoliticsJOE (@PoliticsJOE_UK) July 23, 2019

Liar

My party don’t dab, we just Boris bop
If you hear me through the wall you better call the cops
I was scheming back bench, but I’m back on top
And now I’ll finish what I started at the bus stop

My party don’t dab, we just Boris bop
Spitting xenophobic rhymes up in your letterbox
I was scheming back bench, but now I’m back on top
So get ready for hard Brexit and no backstop

Have I got news for you, I ain’t funny
I’m the prat who said piccaninny
Called them cannibals in Papua New Guinea
But who cares if you’re white and you got money

And there’s another thing, I can’t keep a promise
What was written on that bus it wasn’t honest
Stormzy had it right about the Tories:
Fuck the government and fuck Boris

I’m a villain, killin’ when I’m barrin’
Bullingdon Club, my behaviour is appallin’
Shooting from the hip, I fucked up and you’re in prison
But Tehran, it ain’t so bad for a place to start a war in

We’ve got to leave, regardless of a deal
It really doesn’t matter if there’s no medicine or meals
Remainers tryna scare us about our industry and steel
But you can’t put a price on how sovereignty will feel

My party don’t dab, we just Boris bop
Spitting xenophobic rhymes up in your letterbox
I was scheming back bench, but now I’m back on top
So get ready for hard Brexit and no backstop

My party don’t dab, we just Boris bop
If you hear me through the wall you better call the cops
I was scheming back bench, but I’m back on top
And now I’ll finish what I started at the bus stop