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17th Feb 2017

5 of the best five-a-side moments you’ll ever see on a football pitch

From pure skill through dumb luck, right the way down to sheer idiocy.

JOE

Sponsored by Red Bull.

It’s the beautiful game, but smaller and usually less beautiful.

Five-a-side football, like the parent game, is a national institution. Every town and city in the UK has their own five-a-side league and teams, because football is in our blood, if not necessarily in our skill set.

Nevertheless, some of the greatest moments of football take place on that scaled-down pitch, in spite or indeed because of its amateur players. Here are five of those moments for your pleasure/amazement/uproarious laughter.

 

1. The goalie who had an absolute shocker:

 

2. The guy who suddenly remembers he’s the greatest footballer ever:

 

3. The duo who set up the cheekiest back-heel imaginable:

 

4. The guy who tried to get a bit too clever and paid the price:

 

5. The ginger fella who looks an awful lot like Paul Sch- hey, wait a minute:

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