Given the increasing popularity of NFL in the UK, JOE thinks it’s only right to wish a very happy 29th birthday to one of the sport’s biggest stars, Marshawn Lynch.
To celebrate the Seattle Seahawks running back’s big day, we’ve picked ten of his best quotes, listed here in no particular order…
1) On the Seahawks’ Super Bowl chances before February’s defeat to the New England Patriots…
“I’m just here so I won’t get fined.”
2)Â On Tom Brady’s bid to be named Super Bowl MVP for a third time…
“I’m just here so I won’t get fined.”
3) On the game’s increasing popularity in the UK…
“I’m just here so I won’t get fined.”
4)Â On Skittles…
“I’m just here so I won’t get fined.”
5) On what ‘Beast Mode’ actually means…
“I’m just here so I won’t get fined.”
6) On Keynesian economics…
“I’m just here so I won’t get fined.”
7) Capitalism v Communism…
 “I’m just here so I won’t get fined.”
8) Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?
“I’m just here so I won’t get fined.”
9) On attending press conferences just so he wouldn’t get fined…
“I’m just here so I won’t get fined.”
10) On that stinging sensation every man occasionally gets when he pees…
“I’m just here so I won’t get fined.”
What a character! For more gems, hit play on the video below…
