Yes it’s a Monday, but we’re all adults here and there’s a big football game on.
By hook or by crook (or by England once again failing to break down stubborn opposition), England are facing Iceland in the round of 16 at 8pm this Monday evening.
Kick off is at 8pm tonight (ITV for the channel wonderers), so like the proper irresponsible adults we are at JOE, we’ve created a drinking game to throughly ruin your working week get you in the true big match feel.
Remember to drink responsibly folks. Try and have a pint or two of water at half time. And check out our read on why you actually ‘break the seal‘, if you’re wondering why you always run off come half time.
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Here’s the simple stuff, take a sip of your drink when….
There’s a throw in
There’s a free kick
There’s a corner
There’s a goal kick.
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Drink two fingers when….
Someone is yellow carded
Rooney does one those loooong cross field balls
Lallana does a Cruyff turn
An England player overhits a cross
Someone makes a comment on Iceland’s 330,000 population.
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Take three fingers if…
Rooney does one those loooong cross field balls. And it misses the target
Someone makes a joke about Iceland the supermarket
Someone makes a comment about England fans supporting Iceland thanks to the EU referendum result
Someone makes a comment involving Norse mythology
There’s a goal. A proper goal. From open play. In regulation time.
There’s a penalty given.
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Four fingers if…
Sterling misses a goalscoring chance
Someone makes a gag about the £ in reaction to Sterling doing something
Vardy  sparks a “chat shit, get banged” reaction
Someone brings up that “I Hate Iceland” clip from 2010.
There’s a missed penalty
Rooney gets awarded Man of the Match. Somehow.
The game goes to extra time
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Drink the entire duration of…
Any shot of a disappointed Roy Hodgson.
Any discussion of Iceland’s new-age training infrastructure which has helped bring through new talent.
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Down your whole drink if…
Eidur Gudjohnsen scores
The game goes to a penalty shootout
Someone correctly pronounces the Iceland volcano Eyjafjallajökull that erupted back in 2010.
Iceland win. Trust us you’ll want to down a drink if England don’t make it through.
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