Thwack!
We believe the words are ‘absolute’ and ‘thunderbastard’.
We already have the Ligue 2 goal of the season and it’s not even August yet.
Patrik Eler is a Czech striker, newly signed for Nancy from the magnificently-named Wacker Innsbruck, and this goal from his debut against Orleans will live for long in the memory.
The frontman lined up a free-kick from all of 35 yards and, when he let fly the ball stayed so hit that he don’t know how Eler didn’t burst the net.
This is frightening.
Woof! pic.twitter.com/oZuM9zPNdm
— Lee Thomas (@LeeThomasFO) July 29, 2017