Radamel Falcao remains intent on following Mario Balotelli’s example to a T.
As if going from highly-rated European striker to Premier League flop wasn’t enough, the Colombian has now copied the footwear concept of his Liverpool counterpart.
Earlier this week we brought you these monstrosities that Balotelli launched for kids to wear when they wander offside in their schoolboy games.
And Falcao – known as ‘El Tigre’ – has followed suit, launching a line of tigerish boots for little nippers.
The new Puma evoSPEED Falcao will make sure that your kid won’t be missed, as they’re pretty much brighter than the sun.
What next? A Wilshere boot with fake cigarettes poking out of the tongues? A Cattermole boot with steel toe caps?
The possibilities are endless.