Prince or Michael Jackson? Daddy or chips? Daddy or mummy in a heartbreaking separation?
All these questions are a great laugh, and lead to hours of fun as we weigh up the pros and cons of each option.
(I chose mummy because father said I was a bitter disappointment and wouldn’t amount to anything. Well who’s laughing now, dad?)
In football terms, there’s no hotter potato than the eternal question: Cristiano Ronaldo or Lionel Messi?
Here, great minds such as Robin van Persie, Steven Gerrard, Rio Ferdinand and David Luiz give us their verdicts. Oh, and Michael Owen too…