For every embarrassing own goal that’s scored, we can normally spot some of the thought process behind it.
Take this Inigo Martinez effort for example – he was clearly attempting a casual bit of skill at 6-0 up, but just got his timing horribly wrong.
Or Carl Jenkinson – an attempt to get the ball as far from goal as possible, only with the wrong foot.
Djimi Traore was just trying to get his feet in order…
While Chris Brass simply momentarily forgot how a human body was assembled.
But no matter how many times we watch this effort from Helen Eke, playing for Swedish club Hammarby against Orebro, we can’t work out what she was trying to do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=21&v=cr0CMNDE9JQ
Nope, still no idea. Answers on a postcard, please.