“I’m only 18! You’re a paedophile!”
If this is what happens when you let footballers loose with social media in the changing room, we’re all in favour of it. Forget dabbing, intricate handshakes, celebratory selfies, or carefully choreographed dance routines – what we really want is Tom Davies calling Joel Robles a paedo, and Kevin Mirallas shouting random things in a Scouse accent.
That’s pretty much the long and short of it with regards to this hilarious Instagram story shared by Everton’s Spanish goalkeeper Joel Robles, with the prime intention of taking the piss out of Davies’ curly blonde locks. Robles keeps asking “What is this?” to Davies, who replies “Paedophile! I’m only 18! Paedophile!”
The keeper goes on to compare his young teammate’s hair to ‘salad’ and ‘broccoli’, before Mirallas appears from nowhere and shouts “FUCKING CHICKEN LAD” in a terrible/sensational Scouse accent at the back of Davies’ head. Considering the fact that the Belgian struggles with English, his mastery of the Scouse tongue is pretty impressive.
Absolute scenes…
https://twitter.com/EvertonBlueArmy/status/850322937244774400
