Joachim Low must be stopped before he scratches and sniffs again.
Apart from the disappointing acts of violence and the football, one of the biggest stories from Euro 2016 has been #ScratchAndSniffGate.
We are, of course, referring to Joachim Low’s apparent gut-churning act during Germany’s 2-0 win over Ukraine in their tournament opener on Sunday. The German coach was spotted on camera putting his hand down his pants before appearing to hold it up to his nose and smelling it.
What the actual f**k https://t.co/XO8xwKphE9
— JOE (@JOE_co_uk) June 13, 2016
Yep, it’s pretty damn gross.
More footage has emerged of the manager putting his hand down his undies and giving it a good sniff, albeit, this time he seems to opt to test the fragrance of his back passage… we’re not sure whether that’s better or worse.
Oh god, the man never stops! pic.twitter.com/teY41U560D
— Brooks Peck (@BrooksDT) June 13, 2016
If you ever have the pleasure of meeting Low (he’s probably a lovely fellow) maybe think twice before shaking his hand.
