People look like other people. We get it.
Former Spurs youngster Kenny McEvoy looks like a young Gareth Bale.
Former Celtic trialist Ljuban Crepulja looks like Lionel Messi.
This Messi guy looks a bit like Ljuban Crepulja. Plays for some obscure Spanish team, apparently. Barcenola or s.th. pic.twitter.com/YWIs7BWTpp
— Wouter (@ThatFMDude) April 16, 2016
And, of course, young Irishman Barry Cotter looks uncannily like Neymar.
El de la izquierda es Barry Cotter, tiene 16 y juega en Irlanda. El de la derecha, Neymar. #EstasIgualCCh. pic.twitter.com/P7yEdfK3jt
— Cancha Chica (@CanchaChicaPY) November 10, 2015
While none of these make a ton of sense, they’re at least slightly easier to believe than the idea that Sam Allardyce used to look like Harry Styles from One Direction.
How is it possible that this man…
Big Sam dancing to Rihanna is exceptional. https://t.co/uXT11qXXYC
— Ian Walsh (@walsh_i) May 29, 2016
Could have ever looked like this youngster?
https://twitter.com/horanbrightz_/status/754112433589846017
How did this…
https://twitter.com/iHarryNavy/status/756176993360703489
Become this?
To be fair to Allardyce, he's the main man in my favourite vine https://t.co/ZpH4cGRgqI
— Viktor Fagerström (@ViktorFagerLFC) July 22, 2016
We can’t explain it, but it’s true. The pair were doppelgangers?
Don’t believe us? Here’s all the evidence you need.
5. Sexy Big Sam – Proto-Harry Styles pic.twitter.com/QKlaeUR4Rx
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) April 19, 2015
https://twitter.com/ChrisMUFCSuch/status/756324043490492416
People are complaining that Big Sam lacks style. Well, we’re here to tell you that he oozes not just style but Styles. That’s at least twice as much.
With the former boy wonder leading out the national team at Wembley, England can only go in one direction (sorry (not really)).
After all, who can forget how Allardyce’s spell at West Ham saw him in charge of the Best Song Ever? You know, because it’s the name of a One Dir…oh what’s the point?
PIC: Alex Song stepped out in style at Chadwell Heath today, the day after celebrating his 27th birthday! #COYI pic.twitter.com/8hf2wPRRac
— West Ham United (@WestHam) September 10, 2014
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