England were largely poor in their friendly against Italy in Turin. After a dire first half things improved marginally but it took an incredible strike from substitute Andros Townsend to earn his side the stalest of stalemates.Â
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgSr9BvLOBY
Here’s a one-word rating for each England player. Most of them are lucky not get expletives…
Hart – Bystander
Clyne – Decline
Smalling – Unwell
Jagielka – Clearance
Gibbs – Slice
Henderson – Industrious
Jones – Submarine
Delph –Â Dogged
Rooney – Profligate
Walcott – Rusty
Kane – Human
Substitutes
Butland –Â LOL
Green – Unused
Cahill – Bored
Walker – Lost
Carrick – Steady
Townsend – Thwack
Mason – Meh
Bertrand – Minimal
Barkley – Direct
What words would you use to describe this rabble? Let us know @JOE_co_uk…
